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You Know You're A Baltimore Teen When...

1. Hanging ouit involves going to WM, EP, or the Avenue
2. You know what WM and EP mean
3. You have been or have wanted to go to the HFSestival
4. You're car or parents car has 99.1 set on thier radio.
5. You know that GC is from Maryland
6. Your mom still gets worried when you walk from the Avenue to the mall
7. You know EVERY high school in the county
8. You know some one that goes to each of them.
9. You've been to the 9:30 club, or Retcher
10. You know that EP is in the county
11. You actually understand why people go to WM even though they live in Highlandtown or Dundalk
12. You know the people with top ten scores on DDR or any variation of it.
13. You know the high school rivalries
14. You have been to Six Flags America
15. OC isn't just a TV show
16. You know someone who works at Skateland
17. You know someone that works at any of the places mention in #1
18. You plan a day to go to Towson Town Center or Arundel Mills.
19. You have come to appriecate living in Baltimore
20. You don't have that stupid Baltimore accent.
21. You know what Route 40 is.
22. You are expected to say" hun"
23. You have been to the Maryland State fair at least once.
24. You listen to all 3 rock stations.
25. You see someone you know EVERYWHERE
26. You do not see what the big deal is with DC
27. Your school has Old Bay next to the ketchup
28. You know about every carnival in the area
29. You go to a magnet school.
30. When you say what school people say "ohhh" as if it explains your whole life story.
31. You know that KHS has the highest pregnancy rate for 9th graders in the county
31. You know Kenwood, as Kenweed.
32. You are in love with Walmart.
33. You've gone to someone elses homecoming.
34. You know someone who went to school with GC
35. You know about the WM/EP rivalry.
36. You would never think of going to WM instead of EP or EP instead of WM.
37. You know what spots to avoid at the mall.
38. You know when there's a new security gaurd at the mall.
39. There's always that one kid that everyone knows, regardless of what school they go too.
40. You hate ET or go there.
41. You found a way around going to Overlea.
42. You'll see the same movie 3 times, with three diffrent people.
43. You know people who are proud to be preppy
44. Everyone is classified.
45. You have tried but failed miserably at building an igloo.
46. You have bought something from Hot Topic
47. You have never been to a baseball game.
48. You played outside during Hurricane Floyd.
49. Everyone you know was born in the same hospital.
50. You know that there's no Starbucks in EP but 3 at WM and the avenue.